Jennifer Lopez looked like puffy-shirted hell & other fashion disasters

There are twenty million new photos of big stars from weekend events, so I thought Id just try to gather up some of the highlights in one big fashion post. And who better to headline than Jennifer Lopez, looking like ten kinds of hell? This is Jennifer launching her new perfume (groan) Love and Glamour

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There are twenty million new photos of big stars from weekend events, so I thought I’d just try to gather up some of the highlights in one big fashion post. And who better to headline than Jennifer Lopez, looking like ten kinds of hell? This is Jennifer launching her new perfume (groan) “Love and Glamour” on Friday night, at an event for Fashion’s Night Out. I mean… if Jennifer phoning it in? Or does she think this looks good? Is she just having one of those bloated days (I can commiserate, I’m PMSing too) and she just didn’t want to wear something tight? There are other ways to go loose and comfortable without looking like a 50-year-old cockatil waitress doing a gig as “ye olde prostitute” at a Renaissance fair. Beyond the ugly dress, her hair and makeup look terrible too. J.Lo, pull it together!

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YIKES.

Okay, other photos – here’s Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), premiering Passion Play (that one she did with Mickey Rourke). I don’t hate Megan’s dress at all, I just think it’s slightly boring, but nice on her. Her Botoxy Cat-face on the other hand… yikes. Also: Fox’s husband Brian Austin Green walked the red carpet with her! They rarely do that, so it was nice. The looked sweet together. Oh, sh-t, and Bill Murrary was there too!

10 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Megan Fox. Passion Play Premiere - 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at Ryerson Theatre. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

Actors Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Actors Bill Murray (L) and Megan Fox arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Megan Fox (R) and husband Brian Austin Green speak with TV reporters on the red carpet as they arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Marion Cotillard looking effortless and chic at TIFF. I’m not crazy about the booties, but she’s one of the few that works them. The dude on the right is her lover.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actor Gilles Lellouche, actress Marion Cotillard, and director Guillaume Canet attend the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Marion Cotillard attends the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Marion Cotillard attends the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

Helen Mirren in Venice, in red goddess styles. Is there anything more perfect?

Actress Helen Mirren poses during the world premiere of The Tempest at the 67th Venice Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi (ITALY - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver at the TIFF premiere of Conviction…too much velvet. Swank and Driver should have talked about coordinating their looks ahead of time:

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actresses Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver arrive to the 'Conviction' Premiere held at The Elgin during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Hilary Swank arrives to the 'Conviction' Premiere held at The Elgin during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Halle Berry at Fashion’s Night Out. Her clothes aren’t a problem – I love the way she makes a suit so sexy. But her face…? Botox? It looks tweaked to me.

Sept. 10, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress HALLE BERRY attends Fashion's Night Out celebrations at the Ralph Lauren Store at the Mansion on the Upper East Side. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 10, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress HALLE BERRY attends Fashion's Night Out celebrations at the Ralph Lauren Store at the Mansion on the Upper East Side. © Red Carpet Pictures

Seriously, what is wrong with Rebecca Hall? SHE NEEDS A STYLIST.

Actress Rebecca Hall arrives at the gala presentation for the film ' The Town ' during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Sarah Jessica Parker did two looks for Fashion’s Night Out on Friday – both were okay. SJP looks like she’s gained a little weight though, and it looks great on her.

Celebrities go out and about in Manhattan to celebrate Fashion NIght Out during New York Fashion Week in New York Cit, New York on September 10, 2010. Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker at Bergdorf's Fame Pictures, Inc

Celebrities go out and about in Manhattan to celebrate Fashion NIght Out during New York Fashion Week in New York Cit, New York on September 10, 2010. Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker at Bergdorf's Fame Pictures, Inc

Juliette Lewis looking cute at TIFF – her hair is back to a normal color:

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10: Actress Juliette Lewis attends Day 1 of The Variety Studio at Holt Renfrew during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival at Holt Renfrew, Toronto on September 10, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Sonia Recchia/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Juliette Lewis attends the The Alliance Party during the 2010 Toronto Film Festival at South of Temperance on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Vito Amati/Getty Images)

UPDATE: Oooh, I wanted to add Blake Lively & Jennifer Garner! They were both at The Town premiere at TIFF. Drama? I have no idea. But Garner & Affleck were NOT photographed together, and neither were Lively & Affleck. Oh, I’m sure there’s a story. By the way, I dislike both of their dresses, but both are styled well, Garner especially. I love her hair color.

Actor Blake Lively arrives for the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of 'The Town' at Roy Thomson Hall in Toronto, Canada on September 11, 2010. UPI/Christine Chew Photo via Newscom

Actress Jennifer Garner arrives at the gala presentation for the film ' The Town ' during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Jennifer Lopez on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.


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